theflavourofyourlips:

do you ever hear some random word that makes you start singing a song with that word in it or is it just me

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru)